Yes! We Have No Cats Today


Pink Think: “Yes! We have no bananas today.” – from a Broadway song


Dear neighbor:

Thanks for coming over early this morning to help us out. Bet you were surprised when you saw your cat curled up in a cat bed on our front porch bench.

We only bought a cat bed because every morning for the past few weeks your cat curls up on our bench cushions and it’s time for me to put away the cushions for the season but I didn’t have the heart to not give him shelter from the cold night.

The kids only pet him a lot because he loves the cat bed and has been sleeping in it most of the day, so when the kids get home he is there to greet them.


We only have to pull the dogs away from the bench on our way to our nightly walk so they don’t sniff and frighten him.

But he’s still yours, I promise.

Because contrary to how it looks, I still haven’t given in to the kids about having a cat.

Sincerely,
Jewel

PS If you don’t get the title, you should watch Sabrina starring Audrey Hepburn.